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File: 8423fc036df0ecc⋯.png (267.61 KB, 995x272, 995:272, Untitled 1.png)

 No.721994[Reply]

I still can't believe this is actually happening. A CGI remake of Lion King… Sounds like a joke akin to fake trailers in Tropic Thunder etc. You'd think after all the shill remakes I wouldn't be surprised at all at this point but this baffled me.

 No.721996

DUDE


 No.721999

And the worst part is - normies will eat this terrible garbage up and praise it, just like with Beauty and the beast and Jungle Book, prompting them to make more.


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 No.722107

Why not just use the original voice actors.


 No.722110




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 No.715441[Reply]

Also

le Drumpf BTFO!! xD

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 No.720167

>>716440

Because "Drumpf" sounds German and all Germans are evil nazis.


 No.721985

>>715544

>At least

This is true, but irrelevant as far as humor goes.


 No.721997

File: 519fbf454795ae7⋯.png (32.5 KB, 687x677, 687:677, 1465607573884.png)

>>716444

do people have to remind you to breathe too?


 No.722007

I'm amazed they found somebody who's less funny than that idiot kike Stewart


 No.722109

>>716535

kill yourself leftypol




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 No.721984[Reply]

Are you ready for some white kino? Oh wait silly me, how many minorities gonna be in it this time…

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 No.722083

>>721984

CS Lewis is gonna kill himself in the afterlife over this.


 No.722084

>>722010

>Emulate LOTR

You aren't very familiar with Tolkein and Lewis are you?


 No.722085

>>722084

I assume he meant the movies, which were LOTR clones.


 No.722086

>>722085

Oh, well then yes.

The books were very different from the LOTR's books. They didn't build a universe anywhere near as good as Tolkein's did. But Tolkein might as well have been autistic with the detail he put in.


 No.722108

WE




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 No.722063[Reply]

Do you hate superhero movies /tv/?

 No.722064

haha great comic strip tumblr friend XDD


 No.722066

I've grown to hate them around 2015/2016.


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 No.722075

File: d729c42393fe10b⋯.jpeg (50.67 KB, 375x500, 3:4, watchmen.jpeg)

>capeshit

It's an easy money grab, that has no requirement of talent whatsoever. They try to use a franchise that already had a fan base because the chances of profit are extremely high even if the movie is dog shit tier. There's a couple fun ones but they're all still shit, not to mention normalfags are obsessed with them which in itself should be a good indicator that they aren't good.

So no, unless you're blackedposter, /tv/ doesn't like capeshit.

pic related is a decent one though


 No.722106

File: d1f6aa880641e5b⋯.jpg (38.84 KB, 500x671, 500:671, 68452c02c3ecf1d07185456239….jpg)

>>722063

Because drama is about struggle, the more human and flawed a character is the more interesting it becomes to watch them get into conflict and interact with other characters. By giving the protagonist the fedora version of mythical powers they become dull as fuck because the stories aren't mythological.




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 No.721976[Reply]

Why is she considered attractive? She's very plain looking. It wouldn't bother me if normies weren't using her as a default example of female hotness all the time.

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 No.722096

>>722091

> reductions

Most of the time these stupid ungrateful cunts just need to lose weight and get a better-fitting bra.

If any of these women think their "personality" is going to take them as far as their tits did, they are dead wrong.


 No.722097

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 No.722099

>>722097

i don't get it.


 No.722103

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>>721976

>>721980

>>722013

>>722018

>>722045

Why oh why indeed are jewesess so popular and "pretty"?

Who controls the people's minds?

>>722045

>2nd pic

IS that a shoop or is Diaz a tranny?


 No.722104

>>722099

Only goons get it.




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 No.720666[Reply]

Biological gender is fake science

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 No.721831

jews are pushing the gay shit to control population growth, you cant have kids by being sodomized in your stretched anus that will make your wear dieapers in your 40s or pumped with a rubber dick on your dried up blown up cunt


 No.721883

File: d544686d1cffb38⋯.png (473.01 KB, 644x600, 161:150, why cry.png)

Why couldn't it be a regular atheist "scientist"TM that obviously have issue with conservatives than care about science and religion? Bill seemed like he didn't care about politics.


 No.721923

>>721046

it represents redditors


 No.722029

>>720666

Can we all agree that rap/hip hop is the most degenerate form of music ever created?


 No.722102

>Hi I'm Mark Dice SHARE SUBSCRIBE LIKE SUPPORT ME ON PATREON aren't leftists stupid SHARE THIS VIDEO omg the liberal agenda makes me HIT LIKE PLEASE want to throw up SHARE AND SUBSCRIBE NOW




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 No.722037[Reply]

What would a Dragon Bell Cinematic universe be like?

 No.722101

Is he our spic? Based cuckime expert!




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 No.721844[Reply]

Why did power rangers flopped?

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 No.722057

because it's shit

>>722055

it flopped


 No.722079

>>722057

No it didn't


 No.722082

>>722079

yes it did


 No.722098

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>>721844

Probably because it looked like generic trash and not even in a fun way. The whole appeal of Power Rangers is that it's corny, over-the-top and action-packed. Nobody wanted to see a dark, angsty and progressive take on the show where the characters don't even morph until the last act. Even the trailers couldn't make this crap look fun.

The original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers movie isn't exactly kino but at least they nailed the tone and feel of the show. It's 90 mins long, has a ton of action, a fun villain, great music and doesn't take itself seriously. The suits were better in that film too.


 No.722100

>>722055

>>722057

>>722079

>>722082

$100mil budget disclosed. Recouped $133mil.

That's the budget for production, and many accountants hide those numbers so only they and the executives know the true numbers. That's why a lot of films make $50mil+ but still don't get sequels, as they actually lost money.

Now, Power Rangers also had a lot of money sunk in by Krispy Kreme. The true number is up in the air, but judging by the fact they inserted their brand as a fucking plot point and made licensed donuts worldwide (I saw them in 3 countries myself), we can assume they spent a fair amount of cash.

Let's be nice and assume they spent 20% of the film's budget, which is $20mil. The film now had $120mil behind it.

And then we give it another fair whack of money, say another $20mil for advertising costs.

That's $7mil lost. However, my numbers are actually incredibly small. Kirspy Kreme spent much more than that, and rumours are between $50 and $100mil.

Advertising costs a lot more than that. I saw Power Rangers being shilled harder in my not-US country than Ghostbusters remake was, and the hype for it was huge. Ghostbusters cost $100mil for advertising, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say these guys had at least $250mil behind this.

And after all of that, the prior actors from MMPR got upset with it. Green, Red and Pink were okay with it, but one of them got ejected from the theatre because he was happy about his cameo, the Red one looked pretty bored during press releases and the Pink one just flaunted off how cute she was the entire time.

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 No.722071[Reply]

Enough with dumb escapist fantasies, capeshit, Star Wars and whatnot.

ITT: movies that could very well be real stories.

 No.722095

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 No.722090[Reply]

That hair coloring is worrisome.

 No.722092

literally who


 No.722094

>>722092

literally this




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 No.721191[Reply]

>Ctrl+F+"kingsman"

>no results

You faggots disappoint me.

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 No.721992

>>721195

kek i know right


 No.721993

>>721247

uh oh….that's not a good sign.

Has she ever been in a good movie?


 No.722026

>>721951

The church scene will be very hard to top.


 No.722093

File: 6925c2e9a1979b1⋯.jpg (560.85 KB, 800x533, 800:533, trashman_in_front_of_trash.jpg)

>>721191

>Mark Milar




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 No.716770[Reply]

teeny weeny

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 No.721913

Bindi Irwin is only 4 ft 11 so her b/fs are manlets.


 No.721915

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Adrienne Bailon


 No.721921

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 No.722089

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 No.721348[Reply]

I feel bad for him. He's really upset what they did to his character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw0IR6fJlV0

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 No.721802

>>721685

I don't really care. Actors are so pozzed they deserve to be up against hologram Orson Welles for every part.


 No.721874

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>>721685

Their golems must serve them even in death. They are after all their slaves, they sold their soul to the devil, and hell is forever.


 No.722069

File: f662ddb82e8c003⋯.jpg (24.07 KB, 469x348, 469:348, old-luke-skywalker.jpg)

>>721348

>Grow up on shitty desert planet thinking your father was just a navigator on a spice freighter.

>Find out he was really a Jedi Knight and that he was killed by a Sith Lord.

>Uncle and aunt get killed by stormtroopers.

>Puts himself and others through hell to save a princess and blow up Empire's greatest weapon.

>Mentor gets killed by the same Sith Lord who killed his dad.

>Get's training from a muppet.

>Gets his ass kicked by the Sith Lord and loses his hand in the process.

>Finds out he's really his father!

>Also finds out his lady friend is really his sister.

>Can't bring himself to kill his own father.

>Puts himself on the chopping block just to try and save his father's soul.

>It works but father dies while killing the Emperor.

>Tries to create new Jedi order but nephew fucks it up royally.

Everything he fought for was for nothing.

JUST


 No.722088

>>722069

>is replaced by marysue who is far more powerful than him without training.

>Marysue is flying around in dead best friend's ship.

>Marysue easily kills bad guy she has no relation to without losing any limbs or internal struggle of any sort.

>Luke and his efforts are totally forgotten as is his death.




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 No.716703[Reply]

>The Covenant follows Shaw's signal to Paradise, an uncharted forest planet and homeworld of the Engineers, the ancient extraterrestrials that seeded life on Earth and then sought to the destroy it. The Engineers' secret weapon, the black ooze, has spread through Paradise, turning it into a wasteland. The Covenant's crew ventures outside their ship and some of its members are exposed to spores released by plants infected by the ooze. It is determined they've contracted an alien pathogen and Archer has them quarantined aboard the Covenant.

>Monstrous creatures known as "Neomorphs" burst from the infected crewmen's bodies and begin slaughtering the crew, forcing the survivors to flee into the forest, where they are rescued from the Neomorphs by David (Michael Fassbender), the sole survivor of the Prometheus crew. He reveals that Shaw sacrificed herself to crash a spaceship against Paradise's surface, exposing the Engineers to the black ooze to prevent them from destroying Earth, leaving him stranded on Paradise.

>David leads the survivors back to the Engineers' derelict citadel, where he's been living ever since. Walter mistrusts David, who is not behaving in accordance with their programming, and finds out that David in fact murdered Shaw. David's mind has been warped by the numerous modifications that his creator, Peter Weyland (Guy Pearce), made to his programming during the Prometheus's expedition, and is obsessed with creating the "perfect organism". He exposed numerous lifeforms on Paradise, including Shaw, to the black ooze and, after numerous failed attempts, has created an alien egg, which produces a facehugger that latches itself to Archer, leading to the birth of a Primal Xenomorph.

>Possibly the next movie will show how engineers were not THE benevolant higher power beings we wanted them to be,they were just a race being pawns of another higher race or higher power but stronger and a lot more advanced within the same race.The engineers we see in lv 223 and 426 are not the same we will see in covenant. The covenant ones are not as advanced…they are like a "primal indigenous" version of the true engineers who mastered the black goo chemical,this engineers are evil and the next sequels will cover more abouPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.722062

>>721546

Woah, woah, woah, so David literally wipes out an entire planet?!? Why?


 No.722073

>>722062

>she was real nice

>your fag of a soldier tore my head from my neck

>eat goo faggots

>also this is for experimentation purposes

Either that or *we must push buttons* like in shitmetheus.


 No.722078

>>722073

Prometheus would have been kino with a few minor changes.


 No.722080

So do you think Shaw will live?


 No.722087

>>722078

>a few

>minor

Nope. A ton needs to be changed.




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 No.721827[Reply]

I want jenny to mount me while i fuck her with my dick.

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 No.722056

sloth-chan


 No.722059

File: 4ba5cec57479145⋯.gif (1.97 MB, 250x230, 25:23, Camren clap.gif)


 No.722076

File: 5b52c13bb27d206⋯.jpg (358.79 KB, 1916x1035, 1916:1035, Splice-movie-image-6.jpg)


 No.722077

>>721937

how little fucking weight did she use for all of that? Also what the fuck that box was barely off the ground jumping over that is like fucking nothing. If this is action movie training then I should be the next rambo


 No.722105

her chunky legs ruin her

Utterly average young lady.




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