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Now I know this may not be a popular opinion among the cock gobbling Tumblr SJWs on /co/, the worst board in all of 8chan, but I think enough is enough. Capeshit is a cancer on kino as we know it. The only film remotely approaching kino was DKR, and another movie like that will never be made again. As such, the cancer must be exterminated. Don't go to capeshit movies, don't buy capeshit video releases, don't buy capeshit merchandise, don't buy capeshit comics. Fuck, don't even download capeshit movies. If you seed a torrent for capeshit, you are part of the problem. If you see someone who expresses an interest in capeshit anywhere, call them a faggot for liking capeshit, kick them in the gut and give them a Stone Cold Stunner, because we all know capeshit is for faggots. There must be no mercy, because capeshit must die and its plague of faggotry must be removed from cinema forever.

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>man of steel is genuinely great, and by far the best superman film.

I never gave a shit about the other supes films so I can't verify if it's the best supe film. You are full of shit nigger if you find the washed out colors, the retarded father, the dumb as fuck antagonists, supes going through his life as a bum soul searching, plain ugly aesthetics all around with the costumes and set pieces, and nothing but really bad looking cgi fights for the last quarter of the film.

>winter soldier and civil war didn't both one-up it is just wrong.

Meh if you liked the stupid cloak and dagger conspiracy shit with airships that'll shoot everyone to death whatever. Civil War was much shittier with the villain's machinations, how heroes should be responsible spiel and paper thin excuse for the heroes to fight each other



nigger, you must be actually retarded.

winter soldier is the closest thing we'll ever get to a metal gear movie, and civil war is a fantastic follow-up.

you seriously gonna tell me that shit wasn't like a fine wine?



>man of steel

>attempt at depressing dark tone was shit

>supes was an emo unlikeable faggot

>lois lane was a hyper feminist cunt

>film drags like shit

>makes pretentious allusions to 9/11 and other dumb shit

>snyder's baby

>didn't perform well because audiences hated it

Film fucking blows.



butt hurt /tv/ hipster detected



butt hurt /co/ck gobbler detected

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>Dark Tower movie

>it's not about the series but a sequel

It's a little disappointing but also kind of nice they're semi doing something new to expand on the books. Still a proper adaption of the books as a tv series would have been nice.

Any books you've read you want to see adapted to films or television?

Or are you just too jaded and believe hollywood's vision won't fit your imagination's take.

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> incredibly unlikable cunts just for the explicit purpose of having them knocked down a few books later

Except Egwene the bloody Flame of Tar Valon. That bitch got no comeuppance.


>Modesty Blaise movie

>Can make literally the greatest femme fatale-agent, a female equivalent of James Bond with the right kind of attitude and character to pull it off

>Decides to make it into a shitty prequel-drama that makes watching paint on walls drying seem like an exciting affair.

Good work on pissing away that franchise you fucktards. I'm no feminist or like stronk womenz, but Modesty Blaise in comics-form was the shits.



> Wolves_of_the_Calla

It's been so long since I have read the series that I forgot that was one of the books or that it was 7 books long. Of course, a friend of mine back in high school ruined the true ending, which caused to never touch the last book. I've gotten over since then, but I still don't really have any sort of desire to reread them.

However, I do remember the quality of the series deteriorating as time went on. The later books felt rushed and the early death of the clock work king was such a disappointment after his build up in the previous book. The flashback book was okay, but I think my favorite sections where when that druggie and possibly Roland end up on an airplane in the past and when a haunted house gains life and tries to eat that kid companion. They eventually end up in the wizard of oz world and that's where I believe they meet the clockwork king. The ending does make sense in retrospect, but it wasn't what I wanted at the time. I was far too used to books that ended with solid conclusions to be told it's an endless cycle until Roland essentially forgives and forgets the man in black.


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To be fair, the endless cycle is entirely in Roland's hands. However, I highly doubt he'll ever give up the chase.


It can serve to get others to read the books if they liked the movies. It can be a bit daunting to enter a bookstore with little clue as to what you might like to read. It's much easier if you already recognize a story and already have some interest in it. Just look how big lore explanations can be based off of movies, tv shows and video games. Star Wars had a ton of lore books and many spawned from video games as well like the Halo books.

Tv shows generally do a good job of condensing the book into a form that is hopefully more entertaining in shorter bursts. IT can be a slog to get through at times, but the tv series was very quick to get the viewer into it. On that note, I worry for the movie as a lot will have to be condensed if it they just go with a single film. Then there's the ending where it was an alien in the book and a spider monster/alien spider in the tv series. Although. not all books are a slog to get through and adventure stories are generally pretty quick to get into unless the author feels like cranking up the autism to 11.



Necroscope would make a fine tv mini series. I think a mini series would be the better option for most books. A tv show can really drag along as seen by the Walking Dead. I understand that the WD is a soap opera, so that a tv series fits it better in that regard. However, a nice condensed mini series would be great.


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>If it were the first "Star Wars" movie, "The Phantom Menace" would be hailed as a visionary breakthrough. But this is the fourth movie of the famous series, and we think we know the territory; many of the early reviews have been blase, paying lip service to the visuals and wondering why the characters aren't better developed. How quickly do we grow accustomed to wonders. I am reminded of the Isaac Asimov story "Nightfall," about the planet where the stars were visible only once in a thousand years. So awesome was the sight that it drove men mad. We who can see the stars every night glance up casually at the cosmos and then quickly down again, searching for a Dairy Queen.

>"Star Wars: Episode I–The Phantom Menace," to cite its full title, is an astonishing achievement in imaginative filmmaking.


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beyond the valley of the dolls had hot lesbo scenes

if you evaluate ebert's critiques, you will note the importance of hot lesbo scenes for real critics

that's why mulholland drive was such a great film

literally no other reason because it was an incoherent mass of dogshit

if you ignore the lesbo scenes

which you definitely should not


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That's what they want you to think.



fuck, if they have a clone of ebert, release that fucker back into the public, we need reviewers with some actual sense of film.


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I didn't agree with a lot of his reviews, but the especially negative ones were usually pretty funny to me



>Directors actually make movies, so they know what they're talking about.

This honestly. Critics can sometimes be on target but since they don't know or understand the process fully they cannot judge the results properly.

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>50 years old


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I'll take that 50 and raise you 12.

62! Goddammit I would hit that every day of the week.


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She was hotter than JLH in Heartbreakers, fight me faggots



She stayed in shape and probably didn't do a lot of drinking/drugs.

It's honestly not that hard to stay looking nice throughout the years as long as you avoid the hard drugs that so many enjoy.

Also it's worth avoiding unnecessary plastic surgery, since it may look decent for a year or two, but it results in things just looking out of place after a few years when the rest of your face ages even slightly.




the only man on the first row

Our man, Brendan, never fail to deliver.


like most 3dpd they look like lumpy wrinkly potatoes up close.

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Over exaggeration.

Libertarian means a mid point between full on freedom and control, it can eventually get to this point but will either go to anarchism or an autocratic society.


Also this.



>Not a single TruthSeeker post or comic




>falling for blatant bait



>Creator of Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show and the Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy webisodes

>Worked on Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Laboratory, Cow and Chicken and I am Weasel

>Director of the Ted movies and A Million Ways to Die in the West

>Made three jazz albums

>Has been part of several Comedy Central roasts and has hosted two of them (Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump)

There's more he's done but that's just the main stuff. He's kind of a cuck irl, as are most Hollywood people, and his stuff can be pretty hit-or-miss sometimes but he's a pretty talented guy overall.



the first one looks way more fun, exciting, and fulfilling.

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post recommendations for lesser known movies/series

>Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future

scientist's wife has left him, he invents a time machine and accidentally summons Ivan the terrible, and sends his neighbor and a reporter in his place, fun ensues as the two try to pretend that one of them is Ivan, while the real Ivan is trying to get the scientist to not feel down about his wife leaving him


perfect copy of scrubs, but in a restaurant setting

>Merlin (1998 miniseries)

it's a 6 hour long two parter, arthurian legend from the point of view of merlin, VILE!NO! man plays him


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Here, have the intro

>Durak (The fool)

one of the movies that put hair on your chest


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Only true patricians know of this



i swear i remember a similar setting, but it was about two medieval guys getting turned into frogs and sent to modern day

probably also by hallmark


>Dark Side Of The Moon

A remake of the BBC show "Life On Mars", but set in Russia/Soviet Union.

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On a recent episode of the Schmoes Know podcast, a contributor named Sasha (who apparently had access to All Inside DC) recently talked about Wonder Woman and mentioned what she heard from a DC source. She also made it clear that she and the source were huge DC fans:

“I’m very disappointed in what I saw, and it seems like all the problems are the same problems. It’s discombobulated, it doesn’t have narrative flow. It’s just very disjointed.”

Is Synder trying to kill DCEU on purpose?

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>Saying that on /tv/ is supremely ironic.

Becuase /tv/ is a better board. /co/ is for faggots from Reddit to cry about their male periods.



There are no good boards on 8chan except /tv/. If every board here (and to be fair cuckchan but that place is even more hopeless so forget it) were more like /tv/, things would be alright generally.



to my understanding, he might be in the batman films.

MIGHT. the first film's villain is deathstroke, we'll see what happens with that.




You already know the suits are gonna put him in as the main villain




One can only hope it flops, because capeshit is for faggots from /co/.

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>Open up MS Paint

>Draw a scene from your favourite movie

>Make it Iconic don't be a cunt

>Other Anons guess what it is

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Hardcore Henry?


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Star Wars TFA






That was surprisingly fast. Yes.

I originally wanted to do either the scene where the bridge gets blown up as that guy dies or where clint shares his cig with that dying soldier, but they were too hard.

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Are their any? I mean we know there are people who say they are female comedians, but are their any that are funny?

Because I've been wracking my brain and got nothing so far.

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>Angry slam poetry

>Haircut that makes Brendan Fraser look an alpha pussy destroyer.

>Loud bitchy "passive" aggressiveness.

I hate Internet tough guy posting, but I would give anything to choke the life out of just one of thesr offended defects.



Joan Rivers but she's dead, so no.


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Haven't heard anything else by Lily Tomlin aside from this bit but I've listened to it two or three times now and laugh just as hard every time, which I've never done for really any other "comedienne" that I've heard before. It's just so complex and well-written that I can't imagine how long it took her to get it right before she did it in front of a live audience. She's openly a dyke and is probably still a feminist as well, but hey, beggars can't exactly be choosers now can they?



Mary Tyler Moore and Lucille Ball. I'm not old, that's just the last time bitches were funny.



Anon, that bitch isn't funny.

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Are you ready ?


Fuck yes, even if the story is shit, I'll still like the cinematography and fight choreography.

I loved their last movie called "Killers".


When can i download it?



It didn't come out yet I think.

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Cause I ain't in the mood to shitpost about kino

What are you niggers watching and fapping to.

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I fap to so much porn, so often, that I can't even remember what I got off to 45 minutes ago.



That's how memory works. You only retain 5% off what happened in a day and forget 80% of the 5% over a month



games I guess


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They need more top down views of BJs tbh

I am a loud and proud cuck



I feel sad now.

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Idiot or misunderstood genius ?

Kino or Dishonest filmmaking ?

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out of all of those op, i've only seen 50 first dates from start to finish. saw about two minutes of spanglish, the first 10 or so minutes of anger management, and only trailers of click and funny people.

50fd was alright, an interesting concept, but i couldn't help notice how adam sandler really does make himself out to be this legitimately great guy in most of, if not all, of his movies. why the fuck did people ever pay to see his shit? because of an early 90s comedy career that, in retrospect, was barely funny? i tried to listen to "they're all gonna laugh at you" not too long ago, and apart from the sex song and like two skits, the rest was pure trash.


I unironically thought Click was a good and heartwarming movie when I was 14


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He was a funny guy but stopped caring and started using movies as a way to get Hollywood producers to fund vacations for him and his friends.


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Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and The Waterboy are classics in my opinion; they're stupid and ridiculous but that's what makes them so enjoyable for me. Click was great overall; it was consistently funny as well as surprisingly touching in the right moments, especially that rain scene toward the end. Anger Management was pretty funny. 50 First Dates was okay but idk if I'd watch it again because I'm not really into chick flicks. The Wedding Singer pretty much WAS a chick flick but for some reason, I actually didn't mind that about it; might've been the 80's setting or the music, idrk. The little I watched of Big Daddy and Mr. Deeds was alright, but I've never seen them in full. One of my friends told me about Little Nicky and said it was one of his favorites but I haven't seen that one yet, either. Grown Ups had its moments but the rest of it wasn't that funny to me. The snippets I saw of Jack and Jill made me want to kill myself.

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The best Kino never sees the light of of a projector.


Why do people use twitlonger? the whole point of twitter is having it be on less than 140 characters. If you want something longer get a blog, ffs.



For some bizzare reason i thought it was a man ass too

Probably because I saw the banana pic first



It seems easy enough to link on twitter and doesn't require setting up a separate social media account.


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He's going to Make Mars Great Again.

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I'm Lovin It® edition

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FKM from left to right


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>Marry Drumpfsperg


Did cucks really think that genderswapping Donald with a qt3.14 costume was supposed to be insulting?


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Kill Miley

Fugg Amber

Marry Katy preferably with her wearing a latex dress



speaking of cucky perry, i heard that "eye of the tiger" song by her today

holy shit is it awful, who the actual fuck wrote it? why do i not have his bullshit job, if he can get away with writing trash like that, i can too.



Who is that fluid druid?

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Vastly superior to Frozen tbqh

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>2d animation is so bad that people now prefer generic 3d animation to it

It's like hearing about people in the dung ages tried to copy Roman architecture but couldn't figure out the arch and shit. Pure poetry. Do we blame computers or the hacks in the industry? Whered the talent go?



3D animation has surpassed classic 2D animation as well.


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>>607644 (checked)

>Do we blame computers or the hacks in the industry?

¿porque no los dos?


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Perhaps but I'd blame it on lack of trying. 2d animation seems to have just stagnated circa 2000 and now only the nips are doing anything creative/new with it. Western animation is relegated to flash-style shoestring budget crap like in OP or the bland McFarland/Simpsons style of Fox.

Princess and the Frog proved Disney still knows how to do 2d well, it just failed for obvious reasons, and the suits attributed it to audiences preferring 3d over 2d.



unpopular opinion but i actually liked that one, i dig the new orleans style music very much.

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