Jan, 11th, 2017: /pol/ causes CIA to misfire on the grassy knoll
So the CIA leaked the Obama bed pissing story which means they attempted to overthrow the incoming leadership of the U.S. government using a wild sex scandal involving foreign collusion that would then possibly trigger grounds for WW3.
But instead of saying something smart like, "Trump found with 17yr old Russian hooker", something people might of believed, they go all out with a wild James Bond porno knock off. This caused most people to roll their eyes at the story, even the MSM, and now they have lost all credibility for future scandal leaks which is an institutional control mechanism for all Presidents and high ranking officials.
But wait there's more
It was later discoverer the information was submitted to the CIA via a tip from our buddy Rick Wilson who obtained the info from a /pol/lack who was false flagging him:
So let's take a moment to ask the CIA who monitor this website, was getting caught part of your fucking plan, HAHAHAHAHAHA?
Trump now given carte blanche to reform the CIA
MESS WITH THE BEST
DIE LIKE THE REST
Gizmodo trying to say "4chan claim is Bullshit"
REPORTED. check the fucking catalog.
Where were you the day Trump fired the alphabets and replaced them with the men from P.O.L.?
>Gizmodo trying to say "4chan claim is Bullshit"
>we don't do it for free
>being paid for this wouldn't ruin some of the meme magic.
Some of us literally can't ever get paid so much as a single cent for magic.
>being professional memeologist shaping America is bad
I'd assume the 'requirements' are different for each magi, but for me at least, I can use my magic to help me find a job but using magic can't be part of the job, if that makes sense.
We took down the global elite and we did it all for free.
Glad I didn't make that deal. I would say, there's nothing wrong with being paid for magic in itself, it's when you start faking things that you run into problems. If you can't do something, say you can't do it. If you didn't get the results that were intended, tell the client that you failed, and do your best to explain why. As long as you don't turn into a cheat I wouldn't expect it to bite you in the ass.
I don't have anything against it in principle.
If other magi can do it, that's all well and good, more power to 'em.
>Rick Wilson undid the CIA and ensured Trump will run unchecked for 8 years at least
This is easily the most delicious conclusion of the whole election cycle
Isn't it great knowing we are bullet proof against their tactics. Sure they could take one or two of us out but does that accomplish anything if I commited suicide by shooting myself in the back of the head 22 times it be as pointless as taking a drop of water out of the ocean.
Sadly, people are falling for it.
Work your voodoo for me anon. I got some leads, I just need some magic.
Sure, I'll give it a shot.
Do you feel in Charge CIA?
>So let's take a moment to ask the CIA who monitor this website, was getting caught part of your fucking plan
Well done, tasteful.
Full dental and a weekly tendies allowance.
>So let's take a moment to ask the CIA who monitor this website, was getting caught part of your fucking plan
Of coursh, let's take a moment to appreciate OP's ebin bread in which was an elaborate and well sculpted baneposting.
we love justice, freedom and lulz more than we love mammon. that's what makes us not jews.
it has always been the CIA's main function to mislead the general public, and i think a growing chunk of the population recognizes this. what surprises me is how laughably inept the CIA seems to be at this. if you want to hire people to tell lies for you, you need to make sure they're smarter than those you expect the lies to fool.
The reverse is far worse, this shit is my only talent and I used it to make myself invisible to the world of normalcy. I min-maxed into a crystal ball, but that sort of tool is useless without an owner and has no place in ordinary life.
WMDs FOUND IN TRUMP TOWER FUCK
Unless, of course, we're the ones being used… (((someone))) wants to destroy the remaining credibility of the CIA and pins it on anonymous while they scuttle away laughing.
[ THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE! ]
>Well done, tasteful.
The CIA is pozzed as shit. Whatcha doin there, rabbi?
>implying the CIA isn't a bunch of child/drug traffickers
>implying they aren't one of the main tools of kikes
>someone wants to destroy the CIA's credibility
good thing 4chins takes the brunt of it all then i guess… maybe the party v& is just 10 years late for them
i think it would be the scenario in which the (((elite))) could say "see these internet trolls are a national security threat..then it's all…
Ladybird red Ladybird red
gtfo CIAnus nigger, you're going down along with your demonic agency
>Just leave the CIA alone or something bad might happen
Either you're a pussy or a spook reduced to begging for a taiwanese basket weaving forum to leave you alone. Not sure which is worse but either way have some self-respect.
I'm just a little paranoid, especially considering all the murky shit that's been going on around 8/pol/ lately. CIA drug trafficking - yeah, huge deal, that shit's been going on since the 70s and probably before. But it's so obviously stupid what's going on right now that - I mean, the (((MSM))) isn't that retarded, is it? It has the rational goal of enriching their corporate sponsors at the expense of normal Americans, but reporting such ridiculously contrived fictions as #PissGate, I mean, people are going to notice. Maybe this is all some big plot to destroy the last of the credibility of the Old Guard in order to make it seem like Trump is above rational criticism. Didn't he add another kike to the cabinet? Any way you slice it, /pol/ should be concerned, not jubilant.
Trump said those stories about this shouldn't have been made in the first place.
Of course he would say this, but when you actually read or hear about what it is they're trying to pin on him, it's just unbelievable.
Not figuratively speaking, it's actually so stupid that it cannot be believed by any rational human being that doesn't already have a massive hate boner for the guy, and even most of them I would think would look at this and say that it's trying too hard.
If the media and CIA somehow still had any faithful listeners left, they certainly don't anymore.
That would have come off as sincere if you didn't cuck for the CIA in the previous post.
Rick Wilson was so utterly broken by /pol/ he is now its Renfield, sitting in an asylum eating his own excrement while he awaits further instruction.
>Either 4chan trolled the cia or someone avoiding jail/causing lulz convinced them 4chan (the new 9gag) was responsible.
2017 is going to be one hell of a year.
>omitting the child trafficking that's also been going on for decades
>/pol/ should be concerned that CIA is getting torched
Nope, I'll stick with being jubilant, I've been wanting them to lose all power for decades now.
This just seems too obviously stupid to me. A little too much of an ego stroke for us, too. Burn down the old assets (CNN, King Nigger, Buzzfeed) and bring in the new (Breitbart, RSB.)
How do we know the guy from cuckchan speaks the truth?
The CIA is a lot of things, but mentally retarded is not usually rumored to be among them.
You have an overly high opinion of yourself Agent Goldberg.
>Loses to Syrian sandniggers
>Loses to Russians
>Loses election to Frog Cult
CIA is overrated
This is a reasonable concern. It does seem extraordinarily well crafted, like it was schemed by some kind of deific schemer.
It's either a ruse cruse, or someone is playing 9001d go.
>I mean, the (((MSM))) isn't that retarded, is it?
Yes they really are.
>It has the rational goal of enriching their corporate sponsors at the expense of normal Americans, but reporting such ridiculously contrived fictions as #PissGate, I mean, people are going to notice.
No really the MSM is that fucking stupid.
>Maybe this is all some big plot to destroy the last of the credibility of the Old Guard in order to make it seem like Trump is above rational criticism.
The Old Guard is so out of touch they don't know how to manipulate anymore these are people who still think newspapers are a relevant form of media.
>This is a reasonable concern. It does seem extraordinarily well crafted, like it was schemed by some kind of deific schemer.
That's because it was.
Well since we've BTFO the agency of hotheads we must be ready in case of a trump assassination to hijack the narrative and meme rebellion into effect by turning Trump into the kind of martyr people think JFK is times 6 gorillion by blaming the media and leftists who will be too busy being gleeful of his death to notice the danger. We must if they kill trump meme an uprising. Meme the happenings we wish to see.
The CIA not being full of retards is a Jewish meme.
If I'm not mistaken, the seed for that is already in place.
The people are FUCKING PISSED as it is. It's possible they'd boil over of their own accord in that event.
being jubilant is fine and all, but as always:
' ' 'Never underestimate your enemies' ' '
we can celebrate or be cautious, but we should always keep this at the back of our minds at all times.
fucking bold text fuck
This when JFK was put down Americans had a ridiculous amount of trust in the government and could not conceive they would stage a coup like they did. Now it is different the majority of Americans actively distrust the government.
Well of course Jews gonna Jew but spreading how fucking incompetent they are takes a lot of power from them.
WHY WOULD SOMEBODY SHOOT A LEFTIST BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A HELICOPTER?
So they can't spread their insane babel and infect anyone before they die obviously.
Perhaps the Purple Revolution is really being carried out right under our noses, while we're distracted by Clinton's posturing and the CIA only pretending to be retarded. I mean, Breitbart is as kosher civic nationalist as they come. This is my real worry. Give the kids over on the *chans a little victory, let them feel good about themselves and laugh it up while the status quo carries on with a fresh coat of paint and new drapes for the Oval Office.
Ever read the CIA World Factbook? It's a great resource. The CIA is huge enough that there's probably some bona fide idiots worming around, but I'll bet the data analysts and such are whip smart spergs who, like /pol/, can synthesize an incredible amount of raw data into a coherent narrative. And that group would be totally different from the actual operators, who are probably the biggest amoral shitbags you can imagine.
This is on Drudge right now
wew so much happening already in 2017
The possibility can't be ruled out.
There must be some means of divining the probability of that being the case.
I love that ledditors are so violently in denial when anyone points out its fake they want it to be true so badly
it's even better than that. the demographics who are most likely to be pissed are also the demographics most likely to own weapons and have military experience.
Moving back to civic nationalism from anti-nationalism is still progress for us. It is not the stunning victory we all hope for, but it's a hell of a lot better than nothing. There's just more work to do afterwards.
Well, how many idiots at the CIA does it take to sign off on this "leak?" It could just be one idiot, a Hillary supporter who's scared to death he's going to jail for his multi-decade heroin smuggling operation. But if you're that guy, aren't you just a little worried about lead poisoning? How many people at the CIA have to be behind this? Shit, could the number even be zero? Buzzfeed could be making it all up, though I did see other reporters claim that they were contacted and chose not to run the story.
You realize that you're trying to have it both ways right? You act like CIA is full of geniuses and them being torn down is against our interests, yet you have them falling for this retarded shit.
>Rick Wilson undid the CIA through the power of masturbating to anime
I love the current fucking year
>masturbating to bed pissing hentai anime*
As Johnny Reb would say :
>I like sugar, and I like tea
>But I don't like niggers…no siree!
>There's two known things that'll make me puke
>And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
I'm just trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. I also know that an agency like the CIA doesn't like having its name dragged through the mud and to be made an international laughingstock, not even as part of an op. It's hard to imagine the CIA setting itself up to take the fall for something this stupid even if they are scared shitless of being locked up in Federal Prison.
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>But it's so obviously stupid what's going on right now that - I mean, the (((MSM))) isn't that retarded, is it?
Of course they are. These aren't the people who took on Hitler or memed Lenin to power. These are their lazy spoiled stupid Cultural Marxist grand children. White people are stupid enough to let their entire civilization die and future on earth die go extinct, you think Jews aren't stupid enough to do an old style Hollywood smear campaign and fuck up when the internet is still new?
Its very simple, you overestimated their competency. They've been getting beat in nearly every venue for years now, this is what happens when you poz up agencies.
So you think, what, the Director of the CIA signed off on this? How many idiots at the CIA are the plausible minimum? Here's a theory - Trump hates the CIA as much as we do and for all the same reasons. He's had a lot of heart-to-hearts with military intelligence guys who've seen too many good men die defending Afghani heroin fields. So Trump plants the story himself through military intelligence channels and sets up the CIA to take the fall. That requires as few as zero idiots in the CIA to be behind this. It's just hard to take at face value. Is anything ever what it seems?
Get it through your thick head that these are not the agencies they used to be.
Can I use meme magick to get a girlfriend?
>I mean, the (((MSM))) isn't that retarded
Their hate boner for Trump is so big they are willing to (((print and believe))) anything that could (((stump))) him.
You're a big guy!
Rumor has it that Trump is planning on keeping John McCain locked in a bamboo cage on the White House lawn during his presidency.
>promoting board division
8/pol/ is where you learn why you should gas kikes, 4/pol/ is where you actually act on that information. This is so 8/pol/ doesn't get flooded with newfags and kike shills.
That'll get him to rat out the rest of the conspiracy no question.
Wait, we're supposed to be going on 4chan?
Jesus. I can't imagine how a spy agency would even function if you couldn't openly trade kebab jokes.
I don't see why not.
I'm still not convinced 4chan actually was responsible for this. Actually I feel in my gut that it definitely wasn't. I think Rick Wilson probably wasn't involved at all except maybe he heard it once it was already circulating in journalism cliches. Who was that MI6 guy who's sense gone running? That sounds more plausible.
But fuck it, I want it to be true. It's such a better story.
All operations should be blamed on 4chan or reddit. We have lower volume, so we can suck up newfags and shills as easily. Sort of like how we used to blame ebaumsworld.
>doesn't know that full/pol/ is the meme factory of all the chans
>being this much of a newfag
>Here's a theory - Trump hates the CIA as much as we do and for all the same reasons. He's had a lot of heart-to-hearts with military intelligence guys who've seen too many good men die defending Afghani heroin fields. So Trump plants the story himself through military intelligence channels and sets up the CIA to take the fall. That requires as few as zero idiots in the CIA to be behind this.
I WANT TO BELIEVE
purge 'em, big guy
Well, we're getting some post-election credit either way, so I guess it's not a total loss even if it does turn out we had nothing to do with it. The vague rumor of our power is sometimes the greatest power of all and can be used as leverage in other projects.
I thought about this too but I decided it wasn't worth worrying about.
neat, if dubs I get gf soon
Listen kike, I know you're scared shitless of us, but its okay. /pol/ has taken over the chans, and we are now working on the rest of the web. Your news outfits can't even keep their comment sections open anymore for fear of having their narrative BTFO. Leftists are getting laughed at everywhere, and is collapsing globally.
You can't stop us kike.
>off by one
I guess kek wants me to be celibate.
Sure, but as far as actually using 4chan
>cuckchan does what full/pol/ dreams off
>they're known in the public eye as the scum on earth
>it'll make it easier for (((them))) to push internet censorship in order to ensure that vile cuckchanners won't be able to spread (((fake news)))
>actually advocating for cuckchan
Yeah shalom, I really hope the end times are nigh.
This shit you and your ilk try to spread is almost unbearable.
GAS THE CIA, SPY WAR NOW
Yet if it does go that they kill him we must in every single way do all we can across all factions of the right to make sure vengeance and justice are had to "correct the timeline" we must secure the deaths of traitors to secure the existence of our people and we must fight above all for our posterity's prosperity. With that in mind we should remain at the ready. I doubt even the cucks at 4pol would object to such a course of action in that even. Let's make it like all the /pol/ boards have been shoahed and crapflood social media with the context they need to do what is right.
Yes, but the cost for a high tier one is immense. Essentially, think of how much power it requires to change .001% probability to 100%. Multi-staged quest/journey rituals are the most effective for that kind of fate-binding, although a long term intention focusing regime is the surefire method as always. But that's all without even getting into maintaining the happiness of the relationship.
>trusting the CIA after the Iraq WMD hoax
>trusting them after Mockingbird
I'll just stick to self-improvement and chance then, or incorporate meme magick into the self-improvement for better time efficiency.
There is indeed something to be said for there being omnipresent rumors of you being powerful in ways that nobody can exactly define for reasons that nobody ever quite remembers.
You don't have to "use" 4chan. Just blame it so we don't catch heat. I periodically visit to see what new tactics shills are using and shitpost. I rarely effortpost there since its an ocean of piss for the most part, so it gets lost in the noise.
I agree. I think we're not responsible, but I think it's good for us if we get the credit anyway. It helps build our legend. I like this a lot. I like being a big guy.
>trusting any western intelligence agency after WWII
I thought we were only using reasons to distrust them that were declassified.
What gun does CIA man carry?
effortpost qualitypost, anon
If people believe we have power, then we do have power. Memes define reality. Any meme about /pol/ having power gives /pol/ power.
Getting a lot of use out of this webm lately.
I don't know if I would call any of my posts "quality", but thanks fam.
One of the things people are overlooking is his talk about 'cameras being everywhere'. This is a man who owns high class hotels. With high class visitors.
See where I'm going here?
Heckler & Koch USP Compact
www.imfdb.org/wiki/The_Dark_Knight_Rises#Heckler_.26_Koch_USP_Compact ← good website
Are people still cucking for moot dindu nuffin?
>Rick Wilson was so utterly broken by /pol/ he is now its Renfield, sitting in an asylum eating his own excrement while he awaits further instruction.
Rush Limbaugh was telling the world on his radio show today how 4chan/pol/ trolled Rick Wilson and got him to pass along this fake news. He is forever tied to that now.
I wish I could have been in the room with ol Rick when he heard that.
Oh that's not any sort of comment on you, that's just the general odds of meeting a candidate for a decent girlfriend. Technically, you can Chad it up with the sloots through magic rather easily, but what's the point?
Rush fucking Limbaugh talking about half/pol/. I never thought I'd see the fucking day.
>the (((MSM))) isn't that retarded
Their lies and false stories have worked since the beginning. They are used to getting their way, not getting BTFO. The CIA and MSM brought you stories like mobile nuke production in Iraq, babies thrown out of incubators, gulf of tonkin and even shit like Bush's national guard service record were faked. All of this completely made up bullshit to push public opinion in one direction or the other.
>Rush Limbaugh was spreading this narrative
Well that pretty much settles it then. Regardless of what actually happened, it is effectively fact now. That guy has a massive very loyal audience. If they all believe it, it's as good as true.
Fuck that spineless cuck
If dubs, you're murdered by your fellow homeless junkies in six months.
>There is a politically incorrect forum on the 4chan website where this kind of stuff starts. These are pranksters and storytellers and they try to one-up each other with fake news and funny stories and satire and parody. And it is said that this report originated at 4chan. Somebody wrote it up and summarized it and sent it to Rick Wilson, who is a noted anti-Trumper. I forget who he worked for during the campaign. Wilson then wrote up his own summary of it and gave it to the CIA.
>We’re gonna find out this dossier was generated as part of opposition research by anti-Trump Republicans, a guy named Rick Wilson, keep that name in mind.
>I’ll tell you what this is, folks. This is the next version of Bill Burkett and phony documents to Dan Rather at the Texas National Guard to get George W. Bush. It’s exactly what this is.
Yeah I know, just having a meme at my own expense. You are right though, it won't exactly be easy nor do I really think it should be. Everything in life has to be earned one way or another.
Fucking kek. Rick Wilson is toast.
>whining about 8chan maintaining "lurk more" culture to say that it is inferior
Do you know how I know you must be Jew here?
Good goys go to /r/The_Donald, bad goys go to 4/pol/, very bad goys go to 8/pol/ and the very worst goys at least check on end/pol/ a couple times a day.
>go on end/pol/
>say Justin Beiber sucks
>get the site shut down
official cia dossier
my sides have left orbit
Where's this document? I saw the one Buzzfeed published, but not this.
maybe the CIA doesnt frequent this board like we thought. nobody that frequents this board could respond to such obvious bait.
There's a WMD in my pants right now tbh oniifam.
No the CIA doesn't, the FBI does however.
CIA are low IQ niggers.
FBI is WHITE and REDPILLED.
Filthy western superbitch.
The greatest sting against the CIA since bane.
i have mixed feelings about the CIA. sometimes they gas black people in projects and give them diseases that make them sterile. sometimes they fight proxy wars that help spics murder christian white people.
they are the niggers of the intelligence community
All the more reason for Trump to clean them out, some with pensions, others with acute and sudden lead poisoning, and put /pol/acks in their place.
>they arn't political players.
WHO's PLAYING WHO NOW RICK!
Cuck Wilson says in his defense:
>I’m not BuzzFeed’s source. Since their source was anonymous, and I don’t know who it was, I’ll settle it this way; if — arguendo — I had been their source, I hereby release the authors of the story, its editors, and BuzzFeed generally from any off-the-record/background protections of anonymity I would have asked for. Over to you, folks.
FAGGOT Journalist Glenn Greenwald names the (((CIA)))
How is this cocksucker consistently less biased and more accurate than the rest of the mainstream media combined? Oh, right… He actually does real journalism. Let's hang Greenwald last on DoTR.
>If you can't do something, say you can't do it. If you didn't get the results that were intended, tell the client that you failed, and do your best to explain why.
It's chaos magick. You never fucking know if it's going to work or not, that's part of the deal.
9 more days and Trump replaces the head of the CIA.
What is the point of fucking with the guy who will pick your new boss in 9 days? Did they have some suicide pact with Hillery?
https://archive.fo/VBw49 inb4 someone is says
>you didn't archive
We don't normally do trolling ops here, here we dig, make dank maymays, and get big daddy /baph/ to fuck shit up in a bad, bad way.
Anyway, it's the same reason YOU are taking credit for a random anons' work assuming you aren't the d&c shill you are, but I digress.
I mean really, 8chan is just a bunker and we have more. /pol/ has been fractured a ton, but we always mesh together because of cross posters and a shared autism.
kek. You really are pushing this hard; I'd love to get my hands on your IP and see where you're posting from. My guess is a CIA headquarters at a blacksite somewhere because you're upset you got cucked by /pol/. It's okay CIA, you helped raise us into the machine we are today. Your agents came here to shill us many times, mossad came here, the Russians, every agency worth its' salt has tried to manipulate /pol/. We know. It's okay. You're home now. Just stop the shilling and start supporting shit that will actually help the world and holy fuck I just realized we are the new world order
>put /pol/acks in their place
you mean the shills? or the 20% of authentic posters on /pol/.
>We must if they kill trump meme an uprising. Meme the happenings we wish to see.
Yes and no. If they kill trump, BE the happenings you wish to see. Just go full Dylan Roof.
And remember, if they kill Trump, we get Pence.
I would ask who wrote the report and go from there.
Kek'd and check'd. Obviously the authentic posters
>proof: Rick Wilson said so and a /pol/ack trolling media outlets is ridiculous!
>but not Trump being a Russian proxy because they're blackmailing him with poopoopeepee, that is a serious national security concern which MUST be trusted
I know. If you don't like it, post on end/pol/ once in awhile. Nobody's going to go there until people start going there.
i do. but you do know that by inviting people there, shills are likely to start watching it as well. once we start posting there and it gets popular, shills will start posting there as well.
anon. they will follow us everywhere, so its best just to learn their tactics.
maybe create a few allies on the inside. just because youre paid to disrupt, doesnt mean you disagree.
i came here ironically around 8 years ago. i thought the holocaust meme was a joke. now its so fucking obvious to me i can barely conceal my power level irl.
endchan needs a honeypot so faggots dont learn the suffix kind of like what 8chan has.
Lots and LOTS of FUN, FUN, FUN stuff in this file!!!!!!!!!
CIA Employee Directory AND info on the CIA's Elite controllers (the Jesuits)– names AND addresses!!! TONS of technical CIA computer info saved here off of Pastebin from years ago, 448 pages worth!!!
ENDCHAN IS GARBAGE THOUGH, AND THERES SOME SHADY SHIT GOING ON WITH THE OWNER
SAD THING IS WE DO NOT CURRENTLY HAVE A PROPER BUNKER.
polchan is the honeypot. Maybe we need to start promoting it?
>CIA IS STILL TRYING THIS HARD
WHEN DID THE CIA BECOME SUCH A LAUGHABLY INEPT BUNCH OF PUNKS?
I don't know where you're from, but I highly recommend you kill yourself.
Tell me CIA, what does it feel like to be a small guy?
supposedly there are goons in the alphabet agencies that continually recruit other goons
is the cia all goons now
last i checked when i googled 8chan on tor the first result is not 8ch.net
has this changed?
That would explain so much.
>is the cia all goons now
That would explain their incompetence.
>Tfw /pol/ has become the new shadow government of the most powerful nation on earth and has cucked the (((CIA))) into oblivion
Goons really are the Jews of the internet.
Love the reference anon.
Dubs and trips confirm. Checked.
W-wew. Kek and Hitler team up to confirm.
does this mean Zoe works for the cia now?
VileRat was the goon handle of one of the guys who died at benghazi. VileRat had talked about how he had been able to hook up some other goons with jobs at the state dept.
this came up months ago when we were digging info about the guy who scrubbed hillarys emails, Paul Combetta aka StoneTear
This isn't the CIA of the 50's and 60's anymore. It is a bloated bureaucracy that is as festering and incompetent as all government bureaucracies become.
someone that has them please dump the vilerat and stonetear post archives about goons in alphabet
The culmination of the hidden Reich seeded by Operation Paperclip, a coup from within the shadow government transferring power from the Zionist military-industrial complex to the ethnofascist mystic-technological collective.
Most Americans still don't know that the CIA operation in Benghazi was to transfer black market military hardware from the destroyed Gaddafi regime to Syrian rebels.
The movie presented it as them trying to get those weapons off the market and out of the hands of terrorists, when getting it into the hands of terrorists was precisely what they Hillary and friends wanted.
>CIA spent the last 30 years subverting mehmets
>CIA thinks the citizens of the USA will be on the same intelligence of mehmets
>CIA fails this hard.
I have no words for you CIA. Only to checkem.
In all likelyhood, yes. I've known men to use similar but more private forms of magic to find a girlfriend. It took the kind of things >>8754690
is talking about but it really did work.
What kind of magic would have to be performed in order to achieve this?
>How is this cocksucker consistently less biased and more accurate than the rest of the mainstream media combined? Oh, right… He actually does real journalism. Let's hang Greenwald last on DoTR.
This is true. He's a faggot leftist jew, but even so he has some sort of integrity.
can you use your magic to get me laid?
bunker is overchan aka nntpchan
>you want to fuck that beached walrus that crawled out of the water to tan it's hide
>Trying to harness the power of Kek for your own selfish needs and desires
Meme magic doesn't work that way, son.
We are the will of Kek, not the other way around.
You know her hair is dyed right lad?
I've actually been looking into ancestor worship lately, for help with my laid status. I was in a relationship for almost 15 fucking years so it's incredibly strange and confusing for me, being single again. I mean, I have no right to complain, I realize I'm one of the lucky fucks around here because I had a stable, sex-filled relationship for that long. But it's so weird being alone again. Like paying rent, I feel like all the energy I put into that relationship is just gone, sucked into the ether to never be seen or heard from again.
basically just bending reality with your mind. some people say it doesn't work because it's impossible, and they might be right but that's fine because it works.
it's kind of like building a waifu but you build her to be
real or 3D, if you're an autist and you put yourself in situations where you're likely to find her. Like the other poster was saying, it takes immense power for it to actually happen. A massive journey has been effective in many circumstances. Here we build magic through what we share, the memes. You don't share a girlfriend, so I don't think memes work good for making a gf.
Some meme. Others are memed. It all depends on the level of awareness.
>Decide to take a break from /pol/ on Nov 9th after some fun spreading memes and watching Trump rally's here.
>>A Month passes
>Come back and find /pol/ has killed CNN
>Intelligence agency's having briefings about chan threads.
>/pol/ now in a full on war with the fucking CIA
Eternal lovers always seek and find one another, even when one of them doesn't manifest "in the flesh."
The "Old Guard" are not the Elders of Zion anymore. Just spoiled rich fucks that take thir world domination for granted and openly bragging about their superiority of the "stupid goyim", they did not even have the common sense to realize that their hubris would backfire with the internet by trying to subvert the very same people they ostracized from public view.
The most simple form would be mantra based meditation, and the tip for that is: "I will find a gf" is a very weak mantra. For intention stacking, you have to build a current that alters the flow of the world, so the scale of the intent needed can easily become monstrous beyond human capability. That's the problem of working within the illusion. A quest or journey is a "quicker" method with lower odds of success (all methods are equivalent in the long term, but some people can't handle the pressure of rituals with a fail state). The basic premise for that sort of complex ritual is to enable the correlation of one's true aim with a symbolic goal so that the completion of the ritual becomes a nexus point for stepping onto a path where the actual objective is fulfilled. The more complex the goal and the more powerful the correlation, the more likely you are to meet with success. At the same time, each intricacy adds another place to make a mistake and work against yourself.
Another way to think of going about it would be to use the methodology suggested for creating tulpas, but you create a future rather than an entity.
I dated a girl through my entire high school years and then broke up with her a few years into college after realizing I'd accidentally tricked her into falling for my facade rather than my actual self. I feel like my entire youth was stolen away and I'm the only one to blame. Despair is a powerful curse, don't let it go to waste.
Memes, themselves, probably not, but could it be possible for someone to use the power of meme magic in such a way if they harvest enough power/blessings from Kek? Or perhaps memes could be utilized irl to influence the mindset of a community, in order to potential attract quality women to certain events and locations at certain times, and potentially use the memes to influence their behavior so they are less likely to end up as sluts.
What would a quest or journey entail?
>The basic premise for that sort of complex ritual is to enable the correlation of one's true aim with a symbolic goal so that the completion of the ritual becomes a nexus point for stepping onto a path where the actual objective is fulfilled.
Could you elaborate on the rituals and the symbolic goals? I'm not quite understanding.
This whole fucking world, man. We've memed so hard that I'm barely holding on to the energies that I myself have evoked.
Yes, I've seen a good bit of that myself. "The stone that the builders rejected is the cornerstone" and all that.
this made me think of dying at sea, as if no one gets hurt because no one is there to see it.
We Thule Society now
We CIA now
We Overmen now
We write the songs the whole world sings now
Take the basic grail myth as a premise. Blight besets the land and so a quest is launched to obtain the holy grail. The actual goal isn't to obtain the grail but purify the land. Symbolic correlation is created through the grail's association with water and divinity. Virtue challenges along the way increase the power of the ritual. It's hard to actually get specific because the point is that the ritual has to be formatted to the unique situation at hand. You have to look into bunches and bunches of ways people have done it and analyze all of it until you can fit the puzzle together for yourself. For love fulfillment you might try a quest resembling a hunt, choosing your prey based on symbolic parameters.
For a journey, you have to open an entrance to a hidden path or find a guide. This is much more dangerous because you cross over into the world of meaning, where you can erase yourself from existence on a whim. Initiating a journey comes down to dumb luck, careful study, long-term preparation to meet a guide, and/or entheogens. This is the defining ritual for shamanism, so that should indicate how serious it can get. The tip here is that if you ever think you've stumbled into a situation that goes over your head, will a guide.
>mfw /pol/ is nothing but the hardest, loneliest, most brutal initiation ritual the deva worlds have ever devised
Any situation where the CIA is cucked like this is okay with me. I don't give a shit where it's coming from.
Is it dolphin porn, or just a collection of trojans that will rape your computer?
Lets say that I have a symbolic objective of corrupting the minds and poisoning (not literally) the bodies of my adversaries. I seek to make degenerates more degenerate, more repulsive, to the point that the average person will be repelled by their existence. My goal, in that context, would be to make others less open to degeneracy by making current degenerates so horrible that they want to get away as quickly as possible. Would this be a ritual, in that sense, or a journey, because of the necessity to study degenerates, degeneracy, and leftism in order to prepare for the road ahead? If it were a journey, would /pol/, as a community, be considered a guide?
This is /pol/. Getting to the bottom of things is what we've sacrificed our lives for.
>mfw someone threatens to out me to the public for my perfectly legal activities
>mfw getting blackballed from every industry imaginable for my views isn't even a problem for my continued existence and shitposting.
It's not glamorous to have this freedom.
So any meme about the CIA being a bunch of incompetent, pozzed faggots makes them so?
Certainly a lot stranger than chanting in an acoustically tuned cavern with a bunch of other guys while drinking soma. We don't even get animal spirit-drums for all our troubles, but I guess that's just the limit of this era.
That is the sort of thing where one devotes an incarnation to enacting such a shift in culture within the world, using mysticism to achieve specific goals or bolster the intensity of one's existence. Not every answer lies out there, the illusory and impermanent are not meaningless.
It's actually comfy:
We're all in this together.
/pol/ ain't shit as far as difficulty levels. there's some crazy shit out there, and not the kind of crazy shit you'd expect or assume.
there's always a way to find work. as you've already understood, it's only possible for people to bully or intimidate you if you let them. even death and torture are temporary problems
Nice digits. How does someone go about using mysticism to achieve goals and bolster the intensity of their existence? How can this mysticism be directed toward particular events or people?
I do freelance butler work, maintenance, deliveries, errands… The people who call me only care that I did a good job for their friend at the beach club.
>go on end/pol/
>see a 400 post thread of people squawking that assange is dead while posting random md5 hashes as "proof"
No digits, but heil anyway.
I've seen pictures of some sick shit. I'm glad were not that, but in some ways, the abstraction and inhumanity imposed through the imageboard format is its own kind of trial. I'm not even sick of smelling you dust-covered bastards. This medium is so sterile.
Because cuckchan and reddit should take the heat while 8/pol/ continues to lurk in the shadows and strike swiftly and effectively.
>The cuck porn was meant to strengthen you and harden you and your positions.
Same as anything else, you study, train, and practice until you get the results you want. The true answer to those questions is that there are an infinite number of correct methods and an infinite number of incorrect methods.
With proper tact, yes.
>fat painted porno whore
Fucking gross anon.
get in the oven.
>No digits, but heil anyway.
Thanks; I'm just enjoying Mr. Bones' Ride with you all. I want all of this, all these happenings, events, all these phenomena, to never end.
I need to start incorporating ritual into my life. I'm governed by routine, obligation and impulse right now, none of which are particularly healthy on their own.
>it's even better than that. the demographics who are most likely to be pissed are also the demographics most likely to own weapons and have military experience.
>My guess is a CIA headquarters at a blacksite somewhere because you're upset you got cucked by /pol/.
>hey Moishe, I'll tell 4chan it was 8chan and tell 8chan it was 4chan *nasal kike laughter*
they do what they do for money and material wealth
we do what we do, not for personal gain, not for money, not even for recognition.
We do what we do because it is right, because we are part of something bigger then ourselves because we believe in what makes western society great not what the charlatans and the liars say western society should be.
We truly are the unsung heros. affecting society in the shadows. We do not force, we influence. We lead by suggestion, not by coercion.
Edward Bernays in his book Propaganda posited that all democracies inevitably are controlled by the top down by those who control the ideas of the populace. At the time he was writing those who held mass media, the monied elite were the ones that shaped the culture and therefore the politics of the times.
Us here on /pol/ have taken Edward Bernays' concept and flipped it on its head. We control society from the bottom up in opposition to those at the top that see everyone else as just pawns on a chess board.
We have people of every walk of life, skill set, socio economic background and nationality all contributing. All they have is corrupt think tanks staffed by hacks trying to maintain their position and salaries.
that is why nothing is beyond our reach, because we are everyone and we are everywhere.
I hear you.
Did Obama really pass all those "fake news" laws right at the last moment, thinking he would stay in after Jan 20th… or are they going to hand it to Trump, and then Trump will crack down on the "fake media" aka CNN MSNBC ect.
end/pol/ is like the wizchan of /pol/s, absolutely no fun allowed politics
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
I highly recommend it for morale alone. Rituals are so much more enjoyable than routines, even if the only difference is exactly that mere change of title. You also start to stumble across minor forms of magic for personal use as you become more observant of the flow of the world.
Out of all of this I am just happy that Rick Wilson got cucked hard once again. I don't even think he did it, which makes it even funnier.
The great Goon-Anon internet war got weird when it spilled out into global geopolitics.
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We are the media magicians of the 6th age.
Bear in mind that you bear the recoil of your magic, just as you bear the recoil of a rifle. A person who is constantly doing death magic has their essence colored by it. You can see this phenomena play out with various politicians as the pallor of death creeps across their features. You should therefore consider focusing on virtue and strength. By empowering your allies and your brethren, you empower yourself and make your enemies weaker in relation.
This is a good point.
It's like a sort of resonance innit?
The good we will for our brethren is reflected back in their good will, amplified, and vice versa.
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Yeah, that's the gist of it. Career politicians spend their time scheming against their peers, and the thoughts become so natural that it begins to color their entire existence. And this resonance would be affected by other things; if you spend a lot of time working with outdoors, that'll also manifest in its own way.
>telling a CIA "Cocksucker /intl/ Anomuloose" Agent to get in the oven
You got balls.
They've had a file on me since April so if you're gonna go retard like I did, go FULL retard, pic related, it's in my file now that I've posted it.
>some poor CIA faggot has to research and present a report on what the smug anime girls mean and which one is the most popular
>They've had a file on me since April
How do you know they have a file on you?
>Considering shitposts on obscure Mongolian cave painting forums as genuine threats to national security
W E W L A D
No wonder those small guys at the (((CIA))) are getting absolutely shit on so hard right now.
Boys, we're the new intelligence agency/shadow government in town.
>>some poor CIA faggot has to research and present a report on what the smug anime girls mean and which one is the most popular
I guess the CIA loves anime girls, since this trend makes it easier to shill.
I Wouldn't have it any other way m8
>lonely NEETs try to meme anime into reality to get waifus
>they bring all the ridiculous plot conveniences and evil villains into the real world
close enough tbh lads
She's an Eldritch abomination, not you're waifu.
Where in the document is that written? Actually, in what document was that written? I've gone over the released dossier and I can't find it. I would love to know where it is written so I can destroy some people who are hailing this as truth.
It's on the same page as pic related anon, just look more carefully.
I'm checking those dubs.
The funniest thing of it all, they have all our information if they want, we have practically none of theirs,; and still we are winning. The midgets in clown costumes was never this relevant.
It's called confirmation bias, the msm was desperate for anti-trump stuff and they literally took the bait.
I mean, look at what we did to the russians after the cold war.
Look, I must truly be blind. Again, went over the 35 page paper, looking for the most identifiable thing, the "11." or the "46." which there are none of. Are we talking about the same paper or not?
Then again, it might just be glorious trolling considering that not all people actually read the dossier but blindly trust people posting excerpts.
take into account that your perspective on what you mean by degeneracy also plays a big role in the ritual.
Maybe mean it in a good way but where does degeneracy start and what happens to that person who, for example, sometimes enjoys doing anal with the wife, all in their private moments without even mentioning to others. Does that count as degeneracy? Also pretty sure you at least masturbated to things more "degenerate" than "missionary position with the only purpose on having children". Does that make you a degenerate?
While casting, be aware that you can be victim of your own spells. You are not an infinite being, in this world, thus you are tied to the same rules of existence. Your spell, if done wrong can happen to only affect you and your blood.
Remember, Meme responsibly.
>Then again, it might just be glorious trolling considering that not all people actually read the dossier but blindly trust people posting excerpts.
Now you're getting somewhere.
>wielding the Office of President Elect like a thousand degree Excalibur
In 8 days he's going to take this show up an order of magnitude, somehow.
You know, this could be used to our advantage. No one really knows what the full dossier looks like or what is in it; if we start memeing these bullshit highlights it could make even MORE people question the validity of the entire dossier, or even just discard it as a whole for being so ridiculous.
I mean, it seems good enough to fool a few people; a good couple I've shown these to honestly thought they were from the dossier and never bothered to actually read the document to check otherwise. I think this could be hilarious and useful, maybe.
Maybe if you transfer her bodyweight into callories.
Now that is something very fun, and a good tactic to smear jew-media and CIA even more. They need to be brought down a notch…through an hatch with a rope around their necks.
I think this is a great idea. It's easy enough to pass off as an innocent meme, while those that don't have any explanation for these things popping up will tend to assume they came from the legitimate document. That they don't seem to seek out the actual document to verify either is an added bonus. Meanwhile the only people that may fact check it are the lefties; the easiest way to disarm them is to just laugh at them for taking a meme so seriously.
This has potential.
We're going full logarithmic on power, anon.
We'll be in total control of the government after 8 years and God-Emperors will be appointed.
you forgot that card's twin…
CANNOT BE CAPTURED OR DESTROYED
Domestic enemies are always more of a threat than outsiders when it comes to a nuclear power.
The CIA has done more damage to this nation than any outside foe. Lying about WMD's in Iraq, moderate rebels in Syria, and in general being the shill for any politician who's bought by Saudi/Jewish money has cost our nation trillions, and killed hundreds of thousands throughout the world.
Hey rabbi, whatcha doin?
Glad you reminded me about that, got the set now. But what is going to happen when both the card come together?
Maybe they want us /pol/acks to be the shounen-heroes so that they can provide us with the waifus we deserve.
Only if you wish to become MGTOW after it all ends. Using power to fix your life involves a steep price that always gets taken out before you ever gain any benefit. At least, that's how it's happened for me. You can't use power to help yourself, only others.
Anything else is Hubris.
I don't think I"m in that Genre man. Sounds too good to happen to me.
>tfw just one more year and I'll reach wizard status…
>Why does 8/pol/ like taking credit for 4/pol/'s work?
Most of us came from 8Chan /pol/ back when the admins cucked the site originally. Many of us travel between the two, and many /pol/acks simply stayed on 8Chan to wait out the cuckening (a recurring thing, that kind of waxes and wanes as the years go by…the last cuckening was not actually the first).
We still see 8Chan /pol/ as our cousins, just as some of us see /b/ as our errant (and perverted) nephews.
When 8Chan /pol/ does something glorious like this, we still love them for it, we still applaud and take joy in it.
I would hope they feel the same about us, but it's not required.
>Can I use meme magick to get a girlfriend?
I've always wondered why /pol/ does not use it to make us all wealthy enough to really go up against the kikes.
We could meme ourselves into control of the major media…lord knows there's enough talent here to blow the current media out of the water.
>if they kill Trump, we get Pence.
Not really good.
He may be against degeneracy, but he's all-out for open borders and free trade.
He's an economic globalist.
put that thing back in the ocean pls
dickslap clapper's statement
>TLDR dinleak nuffin
Aye but Pence is even worse for them than Trump as he will actually make gay deathcamps.
Or at least try.
He will happily slaughter the globalists sacred cows.
Oh, I have nothing against this aspect of the man, but for the people of the U.S. to have a serious voice in their government, they must become prosperous again, so this is the primary concern.
The God-Emperor was entirely right when he said that for us to make America great again, we need to make it wealthy again.
Only balanced trade, with limited legal immigration & NO illegal immigration, will do this.
Labor is subject to the laws of supply and demand, just as any other asset is.
Would you say, victory has defeated them?
Part of this is making sure Americans own capital, too. Tax breaks should be offered for buying capital in the name of your employees instead of the name of the company (may take some fiddling), and everything in the US, from companies to real estate, should be at least 50% owned and controlled by Americans.
Aye but Pence's role in this is not to improve anything.
He is the salt scattered upon the scorched earth.
If Trump is slain it is Pence's job to obey his inclinations and ruin everything.
His involvement is just to shield the god emperor by making the inevitable outcome of his death something that his opponents can not accept.
I agree with you on this, and it comforts me.
Be kind to yourself anon. Your stat dump may suck at the moment but I bet it'll pay out dividends someday, somewhere. Maybe soon, even.
Checking dubs for potent truth.
The ride never ends, anon.
Anon, please. I just finished watching The Magicians. I can't handle more "painful truths about everything" today.
>Even if those dubs can't lie
> CIA too busy shooting eachother in EVE to pay attention to competition
I can believe that.
You can't. Because that would mean something good for me and that can't happen so long as I'm alive.
capped for posteriority
You say that, but a plucky young woman awaits each of us. Alternatively, you could take the universe itself as your waifu.
Congratulations. Have you decided which sphere of magic to specialize in? Entropy might be a good place to start.
>Mike "Raging Storm" Pence takes over
Would they really want that?
so am i! quit whining around! jesus didn't have a pair of shoes in the end and so will you!!
no get to work you ungrateful comrade or we send you to the gulag!!1
>cia nigger pretending he's the good guy
>oy vey, dey are poisecutin us goyim
I find the idea supremely funny.
>Having a waifu that has black people inside her RIGHT NOW
>>Having a waifu that has black people inside her RIGHT NOW
I laughed, but then I started feeling queasy.
post the archive next time you double nigger
I heard very liberal radio from NY stating so overly emphasized that CNN just reported that there was this report circulating, not the actual slander. NY seems to have lost any sense.
He solved his funding problems. He literally outjewed his colleagues who suck at the wrong end of society.