>doing a pub gig in Manchester playing rock versions of guitarfag's songs
>"OOOooooohhhh, Owen Joooooones! You're such a faaaaaaagot! Why don't you kill your-seeeeeelf?"
>all the blue and pink haired freaks that hang around the Arndale begin screeching autistically and the LOCAL lads banter them outside
>everybody is enjoying the rest of the set when the police burst into the establishment looking to take us down for heinous hatecriminal songs
>one is a tall dyke, one a Muslim, one a normal bloke with a sad look on his face like he regrets what he has to do
>the muzzie begins to scream "IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, EVERY BODY STAY RIGHT WHERE-"
>out of nowhere based NA appear with kalashnikovs, shooting the muzzie dead
>they threaten the dyke to the ground
>the normal bloke is shaken but stands tall and looks the masked leader of NA in the face
>NA leader wanders over to him and hands him a machete
>"Now is the time the fire rises, brother"
>w-what do I do with this?
>"it is the instrument of your liberation, white man"
>he gestures at the tall dyke officer's neck
>dyke begins to cry and beg but almost without hesitation the normal bloke officer viciously beheads her
>the pub is silent for almost a minute
>leader of NA calmly strolls to the bar and places his hand on the wrist of the girl who was serving drink
>she begins to shake with fear and arousal
>"a pint of beer and some pork scratchings, please"